Sir, Evidently disturbed by the raucous cacophony of the early-morning gulls, a gentleman was heard taking matters into his own hands this morning, shouting loudly: "Go away, you chaps." (Not his exact words, but a rough translation of his more colourful phrase.) The amazing thing is, it worked - silence fell upon the Tenby skyscape. May I suggest that this gentleman is traced and offered a permanent position on the council workforce?

Keith Clarke, Tenby