Tenby, glorious Tenby. The Riviera of Wales, they say. These words could not have been further from the truth last Wednesday, February 4, when the Kilgetty Golf Society attempted to tame the magnificent Tenby golf course.

Did they manage it? Read on. The weather was so bad that even the seagulls were conspicuous by their absence! But guess what, 30-plus intrepid golfers, looking more like frogmen, braved the elements and decided to play golf! The old adage of 'Mad dogs and Welshmen go out in the wintry weather' (poetic licence) immediately came to mind.

The gales were of such ferocity they caused the balls to fly in every direction - except where they were supposed to go. Majority of the 'mad men' completed the full 18 holes and may I say, with tongue in cheek, "well done chaps."

There were the exceptions. Two of the less adventurous decided to bite the Top Flite and come in after the first nine. They said they used their brains rather than their brawn! Well done 'Brandjo' and 'Chippy'. Their excuses - could not see through their glasses (steamed up) and did not want to make a 'spectacle' of themselves.

But, if the truth were known, this veteran pair were too old for the conditions, as 'Chippy' was eagerly reminded by the cool, calm and drenched 'Mad Paddy'.

However, even though conditions were far from conducive to good golf, everyone had an enjoyable day and they are now looking forward to the next one on March 10 at St. Davids.

Let's hope the gods smile on us and the weather and golf live up to all our expectations.

May we thank Tenby GC for allowing us to use their wonderful facilities, and thanks also to the caterers for the superb after-match meal they provided.

The individual prize was won by Brian 'Slasher' Morgan with 38 points (we are all keen to see how many shots he will 'slash' off his handicap!).

Second with 33 was Rick 'Paddy' Lewis, countback on back nine. This occasion left him speechless when asked to say a few words. Absolutely amazing for someone so eloquent.

Third, also with 33, was Gareth 'Gaffer' Gwyther, countback on back nine.

Veterans (over 60): 'Slasher' Morgan.

High Handicap (20 and over): 'Gaffer' Gwyther - down next time! Slasher will see to that.

Team: 'Slasher' Morgan, Steve 'Donut' Harries and Paul 'Port Wine' James.

Longest drive: Gareth 'The Fish' Phillips - pure guesswork as 'Santa' forgot to put the marker out!

Nearest pin: Derek 'Bubble' Bath - on debut. Make the most of it! Flukes are seldom repeated!

Wooden spoon: Anthony 'Bimbo' Allen - if I were you, I'd ask for a recount!!

Lastly, thanks once again to all of you for your commitment and support to the society and we look forward to seeing you at St. Davids on Wednesday, March 10.

For any queries or problems, please contact Woody or Chippy, and don't forget, we still need help with organising the days.

Happy golfing.