Tenby fair Tenby

We look at you with pride

Elegant Georgian buildings,

Sandy beaches,

And scenic harbourside.

I walk up the High Street

And I suddenly stop dead

For across the road,

A shop fascia

Bright yellow and red.

Why did the council

Allow this eyesore

And horror of horrors

Will there be more?

I'm sure visitors

Will walk up the street,

And stop, dumfounded

Then beat a hasty retreat.

They'll tell their friends,

And neighbours too

"I wouldn't go to Tenby

If I was you!"

So come on planners

Order the fascia

To come down

And restore us to

Our lovely town.

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