Sir,
Just a short note congratulating the people of Tenby in their quest to keep the number of rats and seagulls in the town fit and healthy! They must be the best fed in the country.
The amount of household rubbish people put in and around the litter bins in the town is a joke. No wonder the seagulls cant be bothered fishing anymore - they don't need to.
How many letters are written about them being a pain? They are loving all the free food people are giving them. Come on Tenby, sort yourselves out. The poor council men and women can only do so much to keep the town looking clean and tidy... and the Salterns skip area isn't all that far away.
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