Sir,
It was good to see from your front-page story (January 29) that the members of our renowned police force, from the head boss down, have now ticked enough boxes to award themselves all the necessary Brownie points to put our minds at rest over so many vital issues.
This is particularly apposite, which means the opposite of opposite, in the light of the other disturbing front-page report of some, as yet unknown, arsonist having set fire to the toilet rolls in the ladies' public toilet in Upper Frog Street.
Howsomever, we are assured that we can all sleep easy at nights. The police are appealing for witnesses, so, all being well, they should soon get to the bottom of the matter.
Roscoe Howells,
Glan-Y-Mor,