First the good news! Ancient Mariner is back - a short series of guest appearances, which, even better news, won't outlast the return of the real Skipper's Mate from a trip to New Zealand. Incredibly, there are members asking 'Ancient who?'

Darts

The sailing club's darts team continues to demonstrate the virtues of tenacity in the face of adversity and made another bid for glory on Friday when they took on Swan Lake at the clubhouse. Sadly, another night of nearly, but not quite against strong opposition. All our players are requested to reserve tonight (Friday), 6.30 pm, for practice.

Saturday Rugby

The clubhouse and bar will be open from 4 pm for all those wishing to see the Wales v Ireland Rugby match on the big screen.

Fitting Out Supper

April 2, Fitting Out Supper: This traditionally marks the official beginning of the sailing season. A time to celebrate. In the sailing club's time zone, Midsummer's Day follows in no time at all and then it is downhill all the way. On that happy note, this year's event will take the form of a fish and chip supper supplied by the Hideaway next door. We will need advance notice of numbers attending, so please contact Rob on 814424.

Coppet Week

May 29-June 3, Coppet Week: As noted above, Coppet Week will be upon us in no time at all. This superb annual event depends always on an army of willing volunteers, on and off the water. The best places and the choicest jobs go to those who book early via sailing captain Chris Bannister on 01437 541318. In particular, we will need volunteers with or willing to acquire powerboat skills and also cruiser owners willing to act as committee boats. David James has kindly agreed to be co-opted on to the committee to represent the cruiser interest

Buoyancy Aids

Commodore Trevor Smith has happened upon (a suitably neutral phrase) a quantity of buoyancy aids. First come, first served. Contact Trevor via 811235.

The Boating Club

The club's founding documents make reference to 'all forms of boating' and not just those with sails. We have always attracted powerboat owners, and at one time there was a flourishing wind surfer section.

It is encouraging to note that we are enjoying renewed interest among kayak owners, and they most definitely do not have sails.

So, all in all the mantra that 'this is a sailing club' does not adequately represent what we are about.

Ancient Mariner