Sir,
I read with interest a letter from Mrs. M. Aston suggesting a complete ban of poo from our beaches and golf courses. As her letter also states, fishes do nasty things in the sea, indeed incontinent fish are deemed responsible for most of the pollution in our oceans and waterways.
You may also be aware that the hole in the ozone layer is directly attributable to a Tandoori Restaurant in Bradford and, although those responsible for global warming are still being hunted, the regular blasts of hot air coming from 10 Downing Street are considered to be a probable cause.
Christine,
Pentlepoir.