Sir,
In keeping with the Dyfed Powys Police ethos of
policing by small ad, please find a small ad enclosed.
If they take any notice (and friends and
correspondents tell me it's highly unlikely that they will),
then it would show how ineffective the policy is.
However, if they just did, then that would certainly
give them the opportunity to enable the force to better
place resources and enhance efficiency and public safety.
Yep.
Ken Fryer,
Tenby
LOST — NIGHT SHIFT POLICE FORCE
Last seen some years ago on the streets of Tenby at night,
walking and in good health. Would the senior officer
responsible for their removal, kindly contact the public at
large who are anxious to know when normal services can
at last be restored.